Karolina Kurkova Sextastic Swimsuit Body Shooting in Miami

Posted by Scotty on June 18th, 2017


Not all swimsuit epitome shoot is quite showy and nimble thong character, and to the quick so. Don’t conceive I haven’t on the way to a million petitions to do such heinous profusion of adult in a class all by itself forms. One million petitions, such million signatures, one by, mine.

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How Funny Does One Have To Be To Win Over Isla Fisher?

Posted by Scotty on March 26th, 2017


While I would never call myself the class clown, when it came to wooing the ladies, without a doubt my only charm was to make them laugh. Of course I struck out more times than I’d care to admit. But I think my only real regret is not knowing Isla Fisher because apparently she’s into funny dudes.
Look, I also need to admit that I don’t particularly find Sasha Baron Cohen all that funny and I might be alone in that statement, but I stand by it. It might be because I don’t think that hidden camera stuff is all that funny or maybe it’s all the people who constantly say “my wife” in that way—or it could be the fact that he is dating such a hottie—but I just don’t get what’s so funny about him. I guess that shows what I know about comedy. He’s funny enough to land Isla Fisher so, you know, I guess the joke is on me.
Man, where was Isla Fisher when I was cracking my high quality jokes about current events? To land a beauty like that with political puns and off the wall remarks about random topics would have been pretty awesome. Oh, Isla Fisher, you are one hell of a beauty.

Is Katie Cassidy Wearing A Bikini Or Lingerie?

Posted by Scotty on December 16th, 2016


There is no need to argue whether Katie Cassidy in a bikini or Katie Cassidy in lingerie is hot or not, we all know the answer to those questions. Yes, Katie Cassidy in a bikini or lingerie is hot. But there is one issue that we must debate: is Katie Cassidy wearing a bikini or is it lingerie as she enjoys the waters of Miami Beach?

From the back I was certain that Black Canary was rocking a black bikini, but then I got a glimpse from the front. And once I got over the excitement of seeing Katie Cassidy’s amazing bikini body and stunning cleavage my mind began to wander… Is this a bikini or this a matching bra and panties set? Honestly, I’m having a hard time coming up with an answer. From the back, it’s a bikini. From the front, it’s sexy lingerie. Bikini, lingerie, bikini, lingerie, bikini, lingerie… my head is spinning and Katie Cassidy’s hotness isn’t helping the situation. I think this is going to be a long day because this question needs to be answered. If that means I have to look at these pics of Katie Cassidy all day, then I’m going to look at these pics of Katie Cassidy all day.

And I know there are some people out there who are thinking that all I’m doing is coming up with some absurd reason to keep looking at these pictures of Katie Cassidy for hours on end to that I say… Um, no. This is totally for science and stuff, you know, to find answers. And stuff.

Time Be Thankful For Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

Posted by Scotty on November 22nd, 2016


As we all gather with our families and friends this holiday season, it’s important that we take a moment and think about what we are truly thankful for. As for me, this year it is pretty easy to find something to be thankful for. If anyone asks me what I’m thankful for, I’m going to smile from ear to ear and say; “I’m thankful for Padma Lakshmi in a bikini.”

Yes, for me, it’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for and there is nothing simpler than the beauty of Padma Lakshmi in a bikini. And it doesn’t have to be a super skimpy bikini, it can just be a regular, off the rack bikini. Yeah, Padma Lakshmi’s incredible body makes everything look extra sexy and that is something to be thankful for. Sure health, wealth, and happiness are also important things to be appreciative of, but are they really as great as Padma Lakshmi’s cleavage? Or Padma Lakshmi’s bikini ass? Really? Are they? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Though I have to admit I’m not just thankful for Padma Lakshmi in a bikini during the holidays, it’s a whole year round kind of thing. Yes, Padma Lakshmi in a bikini is the gift that really does keep on giving.