After all of they hype, the preparation for a long, messy, scandalous divorce, Madonna and Guy Ritchie settled their differences in less than a month, and got a divorce in less than a minute.

Madonna, who according to court papers is divorcing Ritchie for “unreasonable behavior” is currently on tour and Ritchie is filming Sherlock Holmes in London. Neither of them attended the court hearing, nor did their lawyers.

Madonna and Guy Ritchie

Madonna and Guy Ritchie

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