How Funny Does One Have To Be To Win Over Isla Fisher?

Posted by Scotty on March 26th, 2017

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While I would never call myself the class clown, when it came to wooing the ladies, without a doubt my only charm was to make them laugh. Of course I struck out more times than I’d care to admit. But I think my only real regret is not knowing Isla Fisher because apparently she’s into funny dudes.
Look, I also need to admit that I don’t particularly find Sasha Baron Cohen all that funny and I might be alone in that statement, but I stand by it. It might be because I don’t think that hidden camera stuff is all that funny or maybe it’s all the people who constantly say “my wife” in that way—or it could be the fact that he is dating such a hottie—but I just don’t get what’s so funny about him. I guess that shows what I know about comedy. He’s funny enough to land Isla Fisher so, you know, I guess the joke is on me.
Man, where was Isla Fisher when I was cracking my high quality jokes about current events? To land a beauty like that with political puns and off the wall remarks about random topics would have been pretty awesome. Oh, Isla Fisher, you are one hell of a beauty.

There’s No Stopping Jodie Sweetin’s Sexiness

Posted by Scotty on December 18th, 2016

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There is something on my mind and honestly I’m terribly afraid to bring it up. I am having a hard time with this whole grown, super sexy Jodie Sweetin thing. I know I may totally be alone on this one, but it’s hard for me to wrap my ahead around the fact Jodie Sweetin has some huge boobs.

I have no problem admitting that I was quite the fan of Full House when I was younger and I also have no issue admitting that I might have binge watched Fuller House, yet when it comes to Jodie Sweetin, I feel the need to pause. I don’t know what it is that makes hesitate for a moment when it comes to her hotness. After all, this spread fromMaxim is really damn sexy. Jodie Sweetin in lingerie, yes okay, I see what you are going with there. Jodie Sweetin in black faux fur coat, black panties, black leather knee-high boats, and no shirt on underneath, right, right, I get it. Jodie Sweetin being incredibly sexy… I want to say yes, I’d like some more please, but there’s something… can’t put my finger on it…

Just as everything else in life, there is very little one can do to stop things like time, the seasons from changing, and Jodie Sweetin being super sexy. Just imagine what would happen if Jodie Sweetin went topless in something… just imagine.

Is Katie Cassidy Wearing A Bikini Or Lingerie?

Posted by Scotty on December 16th, 2016

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There is no need to argue whether Katie Cassidy in a bikini or Katie Cassidy in lingerie is hot or not, we all know the answer to those questions. Yes, Katie Cassidy in a bikini or lingerie is hot. But there is one issue that we must debate: is Katie Cassidy wearing a bikini or is it lingerie as she enjoys the waters of Miami Beach?

From the back I was certain that Black Canary was rocking a black bikini, but then I got a glimpse from the front. And once I got over the excitement of seeing Katie Cassidy’s amazing bikini body and stunning cleavage my mind began to wander… Is this a bikini or this a matching bra and panties set? Honestly, I’m having a hard time coming up with an answer. From the back, it’s a bikini. From the front, it’s sexy lingerie. Bikini, lingerie, bikini, lingerie, bikini, lingerie… my head is spinning and Katie Cassidy’s hotness isn’t helping the situation. I think this is going to be a long day because this question needs to be answered. If that means I have to look at these pics of Katie Cassidy all day, then I’m going to look at these pics of Katie Cassidy all day.

And I know there are some people out there who are thinking that all I’m doing is coming up with some absurd reason to keep looking at these pictures of Katie Cassidy for hours on end to that I say… Um, no. This is totally for science and stuff, you know, to find answers. And stuff.

Alice Eve Cleavage Edition

Posted by Scotty on December 11th, 2016

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I know that we should be paying attention to the cute little dog in the picture or the beautiful landscape or the three happy people (including Alice Eve) in this Instagram post, but honestly there is only one thing that I can see… Alice Eve’s cleavage.

Without a doubt there are some who are staring at this picture of Alice Eve and her friends, all wearing one-piece bathing suits, and they have no idea what I’m rambling about. But if you take a closer look, right below Alice Eve’s pointing hand and you’ll see it. Yes, right there, in all its magnificent glory, Alice Eve’s fantastic cleavage. Sure, Alice Eve in a bikini would have made it easier to find her cleavage, but I honestly believe that if Alice Eve was wearing a bikini I would have passed out from such a sight. To say that Alice Eve has some of the best cleavage around is really putting lightly. And to those of you who found her cleavage right away, I’d give you a high-five if I could.

When taken from a distance, alongside two friends and with a cute dog, had this Instagram post been of anyone else the cleavage probably would have gone unnoticed. But alas, this is Alice Eve and her cleavage will never be ignored.

Time Be Thankful For Padma Lakshmi In A Bikini

Posted by Scotty on November 22nd, 2016

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As we all gather with our families and friends this holiday season, it’s important that we take a moment and think about what we are truly thankful for. As for me, this year it is pretty easy to find something to be thankful for. If anyone asks me what I’m thankful for, I’m going to smile from ear to ear and say; “I’m thankful for Padma Lakshmi in a bikini.”

Yes, for me, it’s the simple things in life that I’m grateful for and there is nothing simpler than the beauty of Padma Lakshmi in a bikini. And it doesn’t have to be a super skimpy bikini, it can just be a regular, off the rack bikini. Yeah, Padma Lakshmi’s incredible body makes everything look extra sexy and that is something to be thankful for. Sure health, wealth, and happiness are also important things to be appreciative of, but are they really as great as Padma Lakshmi’s cleavage? Or Padma Lakshmi’s bikini ass? Really? Are they? Yeah, I didn’t think so.

Though I have to admit I’m not just thankful for Padma Lakshmi in a bikini during the holidays, it’s a whole year round kind of thing. Yes, Padma Lakshmi in a bikini is the gift that really does keep on giving.

YES, WE CAN SEE ZOE KRAVITZ’S NIPPLES, BUT CAN WE SEE MORE?

Posted by Scotty on November 19th, 2016

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Is Zoe Kratviz Wearing Flesh-Colored Panties Or Going Commando?
Typically when one wears a dress that looks as if it’s made of leftover strands of yarn from other dresses, you are going to show off some skin and leave very little to the imagination. While it’s rather clear that we can see Zoe Kravitz’s nipples, can we also see what’s going on below the belt? Inquiring dirty minds what to know!

Honestly, I wish I had an answer for this one, but I’m not really sure. It’s for sure that Zoe Kravitz is not rocking a bra as we are getting some nipple action while she walking the red carpet. As for downtown, I’m not really sure what to think. One minute I’m pretty sure we are getting glimpse at more that we bargained for and then the next minute I believe Zoe Kravitz is rocking flesh colored undies. You know, this might be one of the great unsolved mysteries that we tell our grandchildren about. Then again, maybe some more red carpet pics will show, maybe a pic of her from behind, and we will finally get the answers we seek.

Panties or commando, it won’t take away from how freaking sexy Zoe Kravitz is in this black mesh and string dress. Her breasts look pretty great even though they’re slightly obscured.